6 essays
Twin-Proof
If decor survives Felix and Cleo, it survives anything. Naomi tests fabrics, layouts, and storage solutions against the chaos of eight-year-old twins. No aesthetic survives contact with reality — unless it’s twin-proof.
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U-NICE HOME Stretch Couch Cover Review: Six Months of Honest Living-Room TestingSix months with the U-NICE HOME stretch couch cover on our $75 flea-market sofa: twins, a ...
Twin-Proof
Sep 07, 2026
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I Keep Houseplants in a Brooklyn Apartment With Twins and a Cat. This $9 Mat Is the Only Reason I Still Have Both.After three months of repotting everything from pothos to a very dramatic fiddle-leaf fig ...
Twin-Proof
Aug 21, 2026
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Layout That Prevents 80% of Twin ChaosAfter eight years of raising twins in a Brooklyn apartment, Naomi Decker has discovered th...
Twin-Proof
Aug 21, 2026
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Decorating Kid Rooms That Don't Make Adults CryMost kid rooms fall into two categories: the Instagram nursery that looks like a pastel fe...
Twin-Proof
Aug 19, 2026
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The Upholstery That Has Seen ThingsAfter eight years of twins and a cat who treats upholstery like a personal scratching post...
Twin-Proof
Aug 17, 2026
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What Survived the TwinsEight years into raising twins in a Brooklyn apartment, Naomi Decker has a clear list of w...
Twin-Proof
Aug 14, 2026
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