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The decor industry feeds you myths. Naomi feeds you the truth. Every open shelving lie, every “investment piece” exaggeration, and every trend she refuses to apologize for hating — served with a side of Brooklyn sarcasm and better alternatives.
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Your Rental Deserves Better Than Command HooksCommand Hooks are not a design strategy — they're a temporary fix that became a permanent ...
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Aug 20, 2026
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Five Decor Trends I Refuse to Apologize for HatingNaomi Decker has opinions. Specifically, she has five decor trends she's been quietly (and...
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Aug 18, 2026
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Open Shelving Is a Lie Told by People Without DustNaomi Decker has had open shelving in her kitchen exactly twice. Both times ended in regre...
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Aug 15, 2026
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Stop Saying "It's an Investment Piece." It's a Couch.Naomi Decker takes aim at the home decor industry's favorite phrase — "investment piece" —...
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Aug 13, 2026
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